Emmett and I have been embracing the smooth tunes of Dire Straights of late. Apparently Mark Knopfler found inspiration for the lyrics of 'Money for Nothing' in the outraged rantings of a hard-ware store clerk....
"See the little faggot with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's millionaire"